Piture-a yir host
I decided t' reveal my Sharp Dressed Eyeedentity. No shit: att's me in th' flesh, 'n them 'r my translucent eyeballs shinin' thru my shades 'n a-lookin' ohff t' yir left:

'N jus fir th' new folk t' this blog, who are streamin' in in hordes frum ever' corner of Earth, 'n as a refresher t' th' reglars here, this here is wut ol' Jones sounds like.
P.S. We likely got some Claremontistas a-lookin' in t' this here blog today. Hope they'uns haive fun peruzin'-iss site.
Ain't that right, Joshua?
S. Jones























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