Mean Ole Ken Buck
Weld County District ‘Turney Ken Buck is makin’ them Hispanic actuvusts mad agin’. Seems he just won’t shut his math whin them actuvusts publish data a-deezined to hornswaggle the publick into a-thinkin’ that the rule o’ law is arburtrary and ornery. Them recent ICE raids up in (ugh) Greeley, Colorader, they sez, dint fully appreciate that kids’d be impacted: like criminals nevah have children or sumpin’, or if'n they do, fully weigh the poss'ble ramifactions they misbehavin'll have on they kids.
The Urbin Institut and the National Council of LA RRRRRAZAAAaaa (I thought it wun’t ‘sposed to be ‘bout race) cormplained-at:
Greeley was most deeply affected by the large immigration enforcement sweeps, and concluded that the raids caused children and infants to become separated from their parents, left families without their primary breadwinners, and caused emotional trauma for children of parents who were arrested.
Ole Ken and others said in reply that, well, yer an adult with critters and ye commit a crime, yer critters are a-gonna suffer the consekwensus of ye actions. Duh.
Some feller named Ricardo Romero cormplained, "it's social conditions and poverty that put them in that position." Where we a'hurd-at ‘n before? Damn fool libruls. Ain’t nevah no one’s fault. “Is the fault of poverty.” “Greedy Republ’cans t’blame.” “George Bush t’blame.” "Insteetushunul racism be the culprit." “Devil made me do it,” and so on and suchforth.
Anyway, the art’cle goes ohn to set forth the National Council of LA RRRRRAZAAAaaa’s recamundations and two responses from ICE. Ole Snaggle-Tooth recamends we find us a preseedent who got stones like Ike did. Who needs ICE when ye got IKE? I LIKE IKE. I like Ken Buck too.
One thang's fer shore, and that's-at th' current crop-a prez candied dates ain't a-gonna do nothin' about illegul immergration. No stones, no glory. No America neither, event'shully.
In closin', here's a little tune for ye by Don Wrege of Mediawhore Productions. It be entitled, "Living Off America."
S. Jones
P.S. Redneck Haiku for the day:
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost fergit
That you're my cousin






















